How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

Enlighten Jokes More Enlighten Jokes

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout