What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

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Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.