What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Magnet Jokes More Magnet Jokes

Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only