What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark?

Racist

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What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.