May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
Toyoda
Because only the Sith deal in absolut
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
Because he always uses the force.
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
The 4th grade.
They never understood the concept of piggy banks.
A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
