What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

Concept Jokes More Concept Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.