Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this