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A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
A pocket watch.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
She was running out of things to read.
Doctor
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
Goatmeal.
Hard work and dedication.
Polo
The bathtub.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.
This is my last resort.
