When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What's a bear's preferred weapon of choice?

A Grrrrrrrrrrrnade!

What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

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Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports?

Because her coach was a pumpkin

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

Series Jokes More Series Jokes

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.