When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

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What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

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Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.