What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

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Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."