The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
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One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.
Throw in your washing.
It had a sandy bottom.
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.
throw a load of dirty laundry in.
To get a clean getaway
The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!
A shampoodle
One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole
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The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.
One has hope in her soul...
He can't get out of a bath.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
Polly unsaturated!
One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole
After a week he was spotless !
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
The bathtub.
Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah
You can't step out of them in public.
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
In the bat-room (bathroom).
Porridge.
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
The nun has hope in her soul, and the woman has soap in her hole. EDIT: NSFW
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A: Turn on the water.
A sun bath.
Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.
With a Teletubbie.
Robber ducks !
Pupil: Stop taking baths
A little bear !
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
Robber ducks.
Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.
So he could make a clean getaway.
A dirty crook.
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.
Speak now or forever hold your pee!"
A Fit!!!!!!!!!!
Because she threw out all the bent ones.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
In case you get a hole in one.
What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Buds before suds, bro.
Sununday.
A nun with a javelin through her head
Any girl named Patty!
Haram bea
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
I don't know I just fly the drone"
Seizure salad
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap