The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
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One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.
Throw in your washing.
It had a sandy bottom.
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.
throw a load of dirty laundry in.
To get a clean getaway
The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!
A shampoodle
One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole
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The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.
One has hope in her soul...
He can't get out of a bath.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
Polly unsaturated!
One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole
After a week he was spotless !
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
The bathtub.
Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah
You can't step out of them in public.
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
In the bat-room (bathroom).
Porridge.
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
The nun has hope in her soul, and the woman has soap in her hole. EDIT: NSFW
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A: Turn on the water.
A sun bath.
Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.
With a Teletubbie.
Robber ducks !
Pupil: Stop taking baths
A little bear !
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
Robber ducks.
Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.
So he could make a clean getaway.
A dirty crook.
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.
Speak now or forever hold your pee!"
A hole in Juan
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
The Allahu Ak-Bar.
Because it was making him moody.
He found a hair in one.
25 letters after a, brah.
A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.
Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!
From his wife back home
Because he just couldn't bereave it.
Buds before suds, bro.
Bud.
from crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way
