Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

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How are you today?

Me: Tim.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.