Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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Why did the women's studies major go to college?

To study a broad

What do you call the study of food prices?

EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics.

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How are you today?

Me: Tim.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.