Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

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Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton