Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Tim Jokes More Tim Jokes

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton