What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Biggie Jokes More Biggie Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Jay Z Jokes More Jay Z Jokes

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.