What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

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What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.