What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou