What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou