Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

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Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.