Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou