Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

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What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.