Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.