Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.