Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !