How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing