What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

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What's white and ten inches long?

Nothing.

Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot

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How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

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What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.