How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

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How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

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How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!