How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

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How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)