When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

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Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments?

Wow, such empty

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Fish Tank Jokes More Fish Tank Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.