What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

De mentor.

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.