How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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What do you find in a rythmic bakery?

A-bun-dance

What can be found in a cannibal's shower?

head &amp shoulders

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How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.