What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

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What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."