What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

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What do a WW2 German Soldier and an Animal Doctor have in common?

They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!