Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

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What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!