Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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What do they call cunnilingis in India?

A punjob.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.