Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

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What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.