Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

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How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

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Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

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Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

What do you call India's top TV Show?

Dan Singh with the Sitars