Gandhi Jokes

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Mel Gibson Jokes More Mel Gibson Jokes

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's a British student's favourite drink?

M.I.Tea

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.