Gandhi Jokes

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What do you call a valet from India?

Mahatma Coat

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

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How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

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What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Ste Jokes More Ste Jokes

Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !

What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?