Gandhi Jokes

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Oh give it arrest.

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

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Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun