Gandhi Jokes

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers