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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

India Jokes More India Jokes

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!