He was afraid that he would swallow his words.
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Gotta go fasting! LOL
dead walkers
I guess he got his fasts mixed up.
ian!
Stop "Russian"
Because we fast.
Because he was going *to fast*!
Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
They both have dead walkers.
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OC I think I'll go on a diet!
Faster than her brother!
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine
Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
He was trying to bust a move
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
Cross country
Wrong, What are coworkers"
AU GUYS!!!
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Minisoda
Neither like touching balls.
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Don't pay the water bill.
Curses! Foil again!"
