Fast Jokes

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

Village Jokes More Village Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride