Fast Jokes

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Curry Jokes More Curry Jokes

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

Flick Jokes More Flick Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger