Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

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Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.