Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Flick Jokes More Flick Jokes

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.