Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.