What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

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When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it