Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn