Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!