Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!