Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...