Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.