Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

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The Pilot, you racist.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"