Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

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Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

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North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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A large twist cone.

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Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane