Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

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How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer?

It's out of order.

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What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

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Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!