How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.