How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.