How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."