What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.