What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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Why don't you do the same?

Dad - "How can I I barely know her!"

Who's the funniest girl you know?

A: Lola.

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.