What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.

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What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

Who got there first?

The drone.

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Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)