A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
He Apollo-gized.
They both have ornamental balls.
You cant-elope!
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
He lost his patients
They have a lot of patients
BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.
That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!