What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

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What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

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Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

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What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.