What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

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What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?

Incense-itive

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

Flow Jokes More Flow Jokes

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.