What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery?

Because you didn't know they had it.

What's up, Chad?

he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

How do you make any watch a stopwatch?

A: Don't wind it.

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

Flow Jokes More Flow Jokes

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.