What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.