What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

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What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose