What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose