What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave