What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

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What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

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How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave