Decompose Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

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What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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Because its white and it works.

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A decomposer.

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Decomposers

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Because he was in de-nile.

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Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

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Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.