Decompose Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

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What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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9 months

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Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.