What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

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How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-Na-Na-Na

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.