What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

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What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.