What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.