What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.