What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

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When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King