Harlem Shake Jokes

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.

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It's just too hard.

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What is a wock?

Something you throw a wabbits.

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You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.

How do you make an epileptic dance?

Throw a flashbang into the room.

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What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Harlem Jokes More Harlem Jokes

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King