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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.