Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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Why does Michael Jackson like 26 year Olds?

Because there are twenty of them.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.