Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4