Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

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What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen