What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

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What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.