What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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Who are your favorite underground artists?

Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.