What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.