What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ?

Coffin and spluttering !