Who are your favorite underground artists?

Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses