What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

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What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.