What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

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Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....