What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....