How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

How do you get in with a pretty nurse?

You need to be patient.

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What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.