How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

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Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible