How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

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What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan