How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

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How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

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He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

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It's beer pressure.

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Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers?

They're all too afraid of change.

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.