How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

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Juan.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers?

They're all too afraid of change.

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.