How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

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How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers?

They're all too afraid of change.