How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What are some of the best comments on threads?

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