How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry