How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

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How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R