What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.