What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

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If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

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A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement