How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.