How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.