How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.