How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?