How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?