How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

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What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10