How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

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Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?