How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.